Housebreaking, my favorite topic

Of course, housebreaking, potty training, house training, whatever you call it, is a consumming topic. After my first child was born, I was amazed at how obsessed I was over bodily functions. I counted input (minutes nursing and oz from the bottle), and I counted output (wet diapers, poopy diapers, what color was the poop, etc.) I thought I would never be that obsessed again. But boy was I wrong! This housebreaking thing is killing me!

And that darn Woody, he did it again tonight! Home from work. Outside to potty. Which yes, I did observe, but no, he wasn't on the leash. Inside and within 5 minutes piddled on the floor. I'm very grateful for my tile right about now.

I found a website that promises you can housebreak your puppy in 5 days. http://www.housebreakingmypuppy.com/. I know from personal experience that if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is. So what do you think? It took me scrolling through four page to find out that isn't only $39.99, and if I buy before midnight tonight, I can get $15 off. I'm tempted...seriously...